November 2008
UK Nacho Report - Pizza Hut!
Sorry for the abbreviated picture there, but my phone was on the fritz.
Pictured there is 3/4 of the picture of our newest nacho entry, UK Nachos from Pizza Hut.
How were they?
Click through to read the whole report!
AMERICAN DREAM--POT FARMER
So in my book, The American Dream, I live many people's perception of the American Dream by walking in their shoes. Here's a little excerpt of my time being a pot farmer in North California........LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM!!!!! (Note all the exclamation points!)
Big Mama's House 3--YOU SPOKE AND AMERICA LISTENED!!!!!
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Congratulations! Last week on this website we started an online petition to get Big Mama's House 3 on the silver screen where it belongs. Well, enough of you voiced your support for this cause and 20th Century Fox buckled under the pressure!
MO'NIQUE FRIDAYS!!!!!
Every Friday we at Freedom Haters bring you a clip of American Def Jam comedian Mo'Nique. No, it's not a different clip of Mo"Nique but THE EXACT SAME CLIP!
Now here it is your regular Friday Mo'Nique oasis:
GREGG SAYS........
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING FREEDOM HATERS!
Careers At GM--WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!
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It’s so easy to look at the GM corporate web site with ironic detachment. The sad jokes write themselves. Where to start?
Sarah Palin Turkey Slaughter Video--AMERICA SPEAKS OUT!
So we've all seen the Sarah Palin video, where she babbles on complete nonsense as some creepy dude in the background keeps looking at the camera while slaughtering turkeys. But what do Americans think of the video?
We compiled a few random comments found on You Tube to let you know America's thoughts!
ANSWER TO LAST WEEK'S IRONIC/NOT IRONIC
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Last week we asked if San Francisco magician Mystic Marlow was being ironic or NOT ironic when he plastered the city with flyers trumpeting "Magician Available," posting on everything from light posts to laundromat bulletin boards.
This answer is revealed....................
OFFICE PRANKS-PRANKS FOR THE OFFICE!
THIS WEEK: DEAD MAILROOM CLERK!
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THINGS NEEDED:
-A Mail Room Clerk
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-A Fake Obituary
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-A Grieving Attitude
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-A Bottle of Champagne
Photo Fun At Auschwitz!
Hey kids,
Things were getting so "silly" around FreedomHaters - what with all this "big momma's house" talk and whatnot, so we wanted to keep that party sprit going.
And what better way to emphasize the spirt of "partying" than with a photo album from Auschwitz!
Have a gander! Look, even Nazis love their dogs! And singing! And hanging out in their own private resort to get away from the day to day drudgery that was the Holocaust.
JOIN OUR ONLINE PETITION TO GET BIG MAMA'S HOUSE 3 MADE!
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Please join Freedom Haters' online petition to get Big Mama's House 3 on the silver screen where it belongs!
MO'NIQUE FRIDAYS!!!!!!
We at Freedom Haters are proud to announce a new feature to the site: MO'NIQUE FRIDAYS!!!
As a special capper for the week, we will present ever Friday a clip of American Def Jam comedian Mo'Nique. To clarify, it wont be a different clip of Mo'Nique, but the same exact clip of Mo'Nique.
And here it is, your moment of Friday Mo'Nique bliss. Enjoy my friends, enjoy:
IRONIC/NOT IRONIC?
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Each week we at Freedom Haters present an image, and it's up to you--the reader--to determine if it's ironic or NOT ironic.
THIS WEEK: MAGICIAN AVAILABLE FLYER
OFFICE PRANKS: PRANKS FOR AROUND THE OFFICE!
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MEET GREGG!
Gregg is the mascot and spokesman for Freedom Haters. Gregg was selected to represent Freedom Haters after a several month, nationwide, web-site-mascot-search was conducted in shopping malls all across America. Sure you see Gregg everyday when you make your daily visit to Freedom Haters but how much do you really know about Gregg?
That's why, we at Freedom Haters, would like to present a little Q & A with our one and only mascot, Gregg. We caught up with him recently at the Savoy Grill in New York:
THE ART OF BAD FOOD PHOTOGRAPHY: A PLATE OF POO!
Who doesn’t love when restaurants take photos of their food and then display these images in their window? The result is often the opposite of what they intended; it actually makes the meal look less appealing.
THIS WEEK: A PLATE OF UNHAPPINESS!
I found this gem on Market Street in San Francisco. It looks like a plate of unhappiness or face that's starting to melt. Or maybe someone pooped on the plate? I can see the times numbering 0 for customers entering this establishment, pointing to said photo, and going "I'll have one of those, please!"
Bon Appetit!
REALITY DATING SHOW AMERICAN DREAM/INFILTRATING TV'S BLIND DATE
In my book, The American Dream, I live many different people's perception of the American Dream by walking in their shoes. For one of the chapters I lived the Reality TV American Dream by infiltrating the TV show Blind Date.
Do you want to know what happened? Read on Ol' Freedom Hater, read on.........
ANSWER TO LAST WEEK'S IRONIC/NOT IRONIC?
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FREEDOM HATER EXPOSE: CHIMPS WEARING PEOPLE-CLOTHES; ARE THEY TRULY FUNNY?
Since the dawn of humanity, pictures of funny chimp dressed in "people-clothes" have caused the human race to convulse with laughter. Much like the way the eye blinks when a sharp stick is lunged at it, laughing at chimps in people-clothes is simply a natural reflex.
Using graphs and test tubes, scientist have proven this as a FACT! But recently, Funny-Chimp-In-People-Clothes-Creationist have been trying to prove otherwise.
So it's time for you--the Freedom Hater reader-- to chime in and let your voice be heard: are all chimps who wear people clothes truly funny? Should we include more funny chimps wearing people clothes on our site?
Venture on and decide.............
THE BROTHER'S RJUKEROOKA--THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD......EVER!
The Brothers Rjukerooka is the story of Finland's 4th Greatest explorer/adventurer brothers who went on to discover history's lesser known religious artifacts. We witness the brothers' rise and fall, and further fall; all which is chronicled in the book, The Brothers Rjukerooka.
Animator Ethan Clarke recreates the splendor of these lesser known Finnish explorer brothers.
