Hey kids! 

Just wanted to let you know we're still here and hating freedom (ironically, of course).

We've got some big changes planned for 2010, so be sure to keep coming back and hating freedom with us.

We're going to have a brand new look and lots of interactive Web2.0 goodness for you.

We're going to be so socially media connected that it's going to make you sick!

We were on the radio!

OK. So it was Radio Ulster.

But that still counts!

You can listen to the whole show or fast forward to about 1:30 to where we are.

The woman in the group that played after us is our catsitter!

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

TEXPLOITATION FILM NIGHT “SHOCKWAVES” - JANUARY 29

Join your Texan hosts Scott and Stacey and honorary Texan Peter as we present what might possibly be the greatest Underwater Nazi Zombie Movie of all time, Shockwaves!!! The best part? It’s free and BYOZJ (Bring Your Own Zombie Juice!!).

There will be a raffle for fabulous Safehouse Prizes as well as “Freedom Corn”, American candy (Twizzlers and Milk Duds) and other surprises served up by the Irish Texans.

There might even be some sketches and guest appearances! This will also mark the debut of Safehouse’s brand new black curtains, movie screen and, yes – just like a real art gallery and movie theatre – A LIGHT DIMMER! (Technically this is called a “rheostat” but we didn’t want to bore you. You can read all about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potentiometer)

This is only the first in a series of Texploitation nights and it promises to be a great time.

We’ve got a Facebook group, too, like all the hip kids!!

www.facebook.com/#/group.php?v=info&gid=359993110220

Everyone is also invited to the after show party at The Duke of York! (Provided we’re not all too blocked at that point.)

www.safehousearts.org.uk/texploitation

FRIDAY, JANUARY 29, 2010 (The Future!)
DOORS: 7:30pm

FILM STARTS: 8:30pm SHARP

FREE! (Donation requested)

All of you here at Freedom Haters know of our love for Mo'nique.

She's had a special place in our hearts since we first began way back in 2008.

Well now she's up for a Golden Globe!!!!

Next stop, OSCAR!!!!

Here's a bit of Mo'nique at her most Mo'nique!!

Thanks for being a part of freedomhaters, everyone!!!

Don't forget we're on Twitter, too.

This blog entry is a cleverly disguised attempt to figure out just what the h*(* is wrong with our twitter posting.

Twitter - it's stupid, but at the same time, free.

Why the hell not? 

 UPDATE: It works!! Hooray!!! 

Yes.

The Crotch Bomber.

It sure didn't take long for someone to setup a website and domain, either.

Now, Alex Jones and the rest of the conspiratards are going nuts about a "Sharp Dressed Man" that helped Crotchie get onto the plane.

Ok. So let's assume that this man WAS in fact helped by a well dressed man. Hmmm....so does that mean a conspiracy? 

YES, YOU F**KING IDIOTS!! A conspiracy JUST LIKE on 9/11 when AL QUEDA PLOTTED to fly PLANES INTO BUILDINGS.

Remember the buildings that were hit BY PLANES GOING 500 MILES AN HOUR. DO YOU THINK THAT MIGHT HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE BUILDINGS COLLAPSING?!!!!!

No. We are not making that title up.

That was the name of a TV show we just watched on Channel 4 in the UK.

I'd like to see them try to get away with calling a show that in the US.

Show was fairly interesting - an examination of the racial hatred going on in the UK between Pakistanis and West Indians. Ah, Great Britian, how your empire has come back to haunt you. Although it's kind of hard to watch poor people in one of the LARGEST SOCIAL WELFARE STATES EVER bitch about the things they can't get. Try doing that back in the States, guys.

The host was Darcus Howe, who asked some good questions. The main problem is that he has absolutely no personality on TV whatsoever. Watching him ask questions was about as exciting as lawn bowling. Check the YouTube clip below.

Anyway, the most disturbing thing about the show wasn't the subject matter, it was the fact that Darcus HAD A FUCKING HUGE GRAY HAIR STICKING OUT OF HIS NOSE FOR THE WHOLE PROGRAM.

WTF?!!! Isn't that what makeup people are supposed to do? You've got 20 people on one of these crews and NOT ONE OF THEM NOTICED? It was horrible.

It's not visible in the clip below. I'll see if I can find one somewhere.

Easily one of the most disturbing things I've seen over here. Other than My Shocking Story. Watching that really puts things into perspective. Have a bad day? Yeah? well at least you're not TREE MAN.

Alright!

The Anti Defamation League has a devoted a whole page to our favorite 9/11 profiteering nutball, Alex Jones!

Alex was from my 'hood of Austin, Texas and it's been interesting to watch him go from "crazy guy on the community access cable tv station" to "crazy guy hanging out with Charlie Sheen on Fox News".

I remember running into him in the hallway at Austin Community Access TV and asking him about 9/11 theories. He immediately let loose with a barrage of accusations.

One of our comedian friends recalls seeing Alex Jones at Barton Creek, standing in the middle of the stream and telling conspiracy tales while in his swimming suit.

I love the way they more or less distill all of Jones' oeuvre into bullet points:

• There is a conspiracy by malevolent globalists to take over the world and institute a “New World Order” with high-tech slavery;
• In the United States, conspiratorial figures such as “international bankers” and entities ranging from the Federal Reserve to the Council on Foreign Relations to the Bilderberg Group are engaged in a variety of strategies to take over (or extend their hold over) the government and to strip Americans of their rights, especially their rights to free speech and to own firearms;
• Some sort of final conspiratorial takeover of America is imminent, including a declaration of martial law and the incarceration of American citizens in FEMA-run concentration camps.

That's old AJ in a nutshell.

While you're on the ADL website, take a look at this page on The Oath Keepers. Creepy stuff.

Oh god! Not again!!

Ken Ober, host of MTV's first game show, "Remote Control", was found dead in his Santa Monica home at age 52.

Interesting bit of trivia - his last name was really "Oberding".

We all know how these things go and what happened last time.

Chris Hardwick - RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! 

Jenny McCarthy, well, the less said the better.

 Freedom Haters salutes you, Ken Ober(ding).

Below is a clip of MTV featuring a very young Adam Sandler.

Yes, it's LSD's birthday today!!

LSD was first synthesized by Dr. Albert Hoffman on November 16, 1938 in Switzerland while working for the company Sandoz. The funniest part - he was researching a cure for migranes!

Hoffman didn't do anything with his "problem child" (as he referred to LSD) for another five years, until 1943. While trying to re-synthesize the drug, he accidentally ingested some THOUGH HIS FINGERS.

He started to feel bad and rode his bike home. And what a BIKE TRIP it was.

Hoffman thought the drug would have some use in psychology and the treatment of mental illnesses. The CIA, on the other hand, thought they could use it for mind control purposes. Wacky!

Your humble Freedom Haters made a little short on the subject a few years back.

Freedom Haters salutes you, Dr. Hoffman!