Hey everyone!
Just another reminder to let you know we're still here.
Harmon is busy covering lots of stories for Freedom Hating, and we're working on some big site changes.
Wanted to leave you with a little somthing.
We re-watched this video we shot a couple of years ago with Brendon Walsh. You might have seen him on TV's Last Comic Standing or on Comedy Central.
The video had people rolling - even here in Ireland, so we know it's universal.
It's got everything that would make it a hit on YouTube: fighting, feces smearing, name calling, dorkiness...
sigh...
Anyway, take a look for yourself.
As I quipped in Huffington Post, with our current job climate, to get a foot up on the employment ladder it seems that job-seekers need to create a video resume.
Why do they put us through this?
It’s a whole new ballgame when you get people who are uncomfortable in front of the camera having to tell perspective employers why they should be hired. Even better is when these job-seekers get “creative” and add cheesy special effects to their epic productions. If job searching weren’t bad enough; the end result is usually something, not unlike, awkward.
Check out the full post at Huffington Post.
That's right it's Valentine's Day; the celebration of being love or feeling really shitty that you're not in love. In honor of the occasion, the folks at Comedy.com had me put together a little video of the funniest I love yous from comedy history.
Enjoy!
Joke-e-oke is in the news. Our friend Ali MacLean did a great write up about our show at SF Sketchfest. Ali was one of our Joke-e-oke finalist at our star-studded show, which featured celebrity comedy judges Paul Provenza, Mark Pitta, Rick Overton.
The legendary Purple Onion was an awesome venue to perform at.
We had a really great crowd, which included comedy legend Robin Williams.
Check out Ali's complete story here. In the meantime here's a taste of our Joke-e-oke champ Kozumi:
We were on the radio!
OK. So it was Radio Ulster.
But that still counts!
You can listen to the whole show or fast forward to about 1:30 to where we are.
The woman in the group that played after us is our catsitter!
A few years back I read the Neil Strauss book, The Game.
It was a good, funny read that jumped into the sleazy, and sort of depressing, world of pick up artists. The book centered on the king of pick up artists: a guy who goes by the name Mystery and teaches his patented Mystery Method to awkward men at his seduction seminars.
But it's now a new era of the pick up artists. My friend Ali MacLean ventured to the 2009 PUA World Summit in Los Angeles. Tarting herself up in order to throw meat into the shark cage, what she discovered was a new generation of pick artists who now turn on the success of Mystery and his Mystery Method. Yes, in the new age of pick artists guys just want to be taken as sensitive souls (before they try to get inside their target's pants.)
Meeting speakers with names like Hypnotica, Speer, Mehow and Sexual Chocolate, here’s what she discovered. You might feel like washing your hands after viewing:
Read more of Ali's stuff at Ali On The Air. 
Despite leftist harrassment from my colleagues, I've decided to remain on board as this website's sole voice of the (dumb-ass conservative - Ed) people. May the socialists Harmon Leon, El Flojo, and the others be damned.
Unlike myself, Sarah Palin has recently decided to cater to the bleeding-heart Demos and their twisted obsession with sick people. Last Sunday, she risked life and limb at the "Parasailing for a Cure" event held off the shore of Key West, Florida.
I had the amazing opportunity to interview this woman whom many consider "the greatest vice-presidential 'almost-was' since J. Danforth Quayle" just a few minutes before she was soaring above the Atlantic.
Who says Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor?
Yes, Freedom Haters asked for it and Freedom Haters got it: more wacky Christian T-shirts. Earlier this week Jesus did a little parody of our favorite social network sites, now Jesus has done a little culture jamming and stuck to the corporations and "The Man" by riffing on their logos. Way to go edgy, Jesus!
I don't think jokes are needed for these, but if you have one Freedom Haters would love to hear it.
Enjoy!
Wacky
Kinda Wacky
Slightly Wacky
Highly Wacky
Extremely Wacky
Yet once again Freedom Haters salutes the hugely popular one-joke-wonder that is Stuff White People Like. Think of the site as the Everyone Loves Raymond of the snarky sect. Even though people might not find Stuff White People Like to be funny, they will still pass it around to their white coworkers to show that they too are snarky. Freedom Haters knows this and that's why we are doing yet another parody of the site.
Here're a few more new entries that Freedom Haters made to Stuff White People Like:
From the prisonplanet web site:
Reported by Charlie Sheen
I recently had the pleasure of sitting down with our 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama, while he was out promoting his health care reform initiative. I requested 30 minutes given the scope and detail of my inquiry; they said I could have 20. Twenty minutes, 1200 seconds, not a lot of time to question the President about one of the most important events in our nation’s history. The following is a transcript of our remarkable discussion.
No, this is not an actual transcript.
It's pretend.
Make believe.
Like most of the 9/11 conspiracy theories.
In the "transcript", Mr. Sheen interviews Obama about 9/11. He brings out the Operation Northwoods document about a staged attack by US forces as a pretext for invading Cuba. Listen guys, we've said this once. We'll say it again: IF THE US GOVERNMENT WANTED TO KEEP IT SECRET, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN KEPT A SECRET.
Other "groundbreaking" new evidence includes the no plane at the Pentagon theory and the Collapse of WTC 7.
Apparently, while he was making stuff up, Mr. Sheen added a line from Obama about how he was a fan of Two and a Half Men, one of the worst TV shows in history. Hey, as long as you're going to make up stuff about the US Government killing 2,000 of it's own citizens, why not?
Go read the whole thing. It's a doozie.
TRIVIA: You know the kid on Two and A Half Men? He was from Texas. His mom used to be a waitress at The Velveta Room. Really.
Thursday September 02, 2010
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Internet polls can be annoying, pointless, and soul-crushing.
On the other hand, it can be fun to cast your vote on something inconsequential, without having to leave your home or office.
P.S: Please be patient regarding the slow speed at which we've recently been hating freedom. Harmon Leon and his minions are currently setting up a new, wonderfuller site for us all to enjoy. The name has not yet been decided upon, but I'm leaning towards "CanaderekAndMore.com"
