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Hey kids! 

Just wanted to let you know we're still here and hating freedom (ironically, of course).

We've got some big changes planned for 2010, so be sure to keep coming back and hating freedom with us.

We're going to have a brand new look and lots of interactive Web2.0 goodness for you.

We're going to be so socially media connected that it's going to make you sick!

 

 

 

 

The Least Impressive Tech Items At Macworld 2010

 So yesterday I ventured to Macworld 2010 in order to marvel at the latest in futuristic devices that made me feel like Cro-Magnon man dazzled by fire.

This is the show where latest cutting-edge gadgetry is unveiled for the masses. Attending Macworld 2010 like stepping into Futureland at Disney World.

The place was packed — mostly with awkward men who looked like they invented the Internet (with the help of Al Gore, of course). Conversation topics lean toward hard-drive issues and comparisons of gigabyte motherboards.

What I wanted to find was the least impressive booths at the whole affair. To get a booth at MacWorld, companies have to fork over $5K and up — depending on their strategic position on the showroom floor.

policeI wanted explore the underdogs at this big tech expo — those men and women who are following their mad dreams of being the next Steve Wozniak (like the dude pictured here) Of course, their booths were situated in the showroom hinterlands by the emergency exits and restrooms.

Yes,  I wanted to salute the unsung heroes of the Macworld expo!

Here’s a sample (you can read the entire story atAsylum.com):

police2We’re the world interactive police scanner,” says the dude, clad in a law-enforcement uniform and mirrored shades. “You can listen to some 2,300 police transmissions from all over the world — and post messages.”

“Isn’t that illegal?” I ask.

“It’s illegal to communicate with them.”

[Awkward silence.]

“You’ve heard of reality TV?” he says.

“Yes,” I reply.

“Well, this is a reality app.”

[More awkward silence.]

Police Scanner 2 — we’re the good guys!”

[Pause.]

“Okay,” I say.

See the rest of the underdogs of Macworld 2010 by going toAsylum.com


 

Goodbye 2009! Happy 2010! Does our ((&(£@£ Twitter Work Yet?!!

Thanks for being a part of freedomhaters, everyone!!!

Don't forget we're on Twitter, too.

This blog entry is a cleverly disguised attempt to figure out just what the h*(* is wrong with our twitter posting.

Twitter - it's stupid, but at the same time, free.

Why the hell not? 

Follow freedomhaters on Twitter

 UPDATE: It works!! Hooray!!! 

Pope Attack On America's Funniest Home Videos: Is It In Bad Taste?

In this age of You Tube if the Pope gets attacked by a crazy woman during Midnight Mass, the video immediately becomes a viral web sensation--it garnishes as many web hits as someone getting hit really hard in the nuts.

You Tube video comments on the attack video read as if people are watching America’s Funniest Home Videos. Therefore, would it be in bad taste to have the Pope Benedict XVI being knocked down by a crazy lady video on America’s Funniest Home Videos being it has the same sick sensationalism as watching someone falling off a trampoline?

Is This A Sign of Twitter’s Slow Death March?

Remember the days of 2008 when Twitter was the tech- rage-of-the-moment? Well, TechCrunch has reported:

Yes, at some point this week, Facebook will roll out the ability to send your status updates to its rival, Twitter, we’ve confirmed. This will be built-in directly to its UI and not through some separate app you have to install, we’re told. It will be similar to the functionality it rolled out for its Pages feature in August, but this will be available on all profiles.

The feature will be built right into the Facebook user’s interface. Yes, Twitter has officially jumped the shark. Let Twitter join hands with My Space and let the death march begin.

 

You Tube Keeps Tabs On Big Brother And The BART Police

 

You Tube keeps things honest. Once again the Bay Area BART police are in question over a posted You Tube video where an officer throws a drunk’s head through a window. 

“The officer takes about seven steps while pushing Gibson off the train and across the platform toward a wall, which has a concrete base and glass panels above. There is a collision, and glass shatters onto the platform and the men.”

 

 

This comes on the heels of the New Year’s Eve shooting of an unarmed man by a BART police officer. The incident was captured on a cell phone and immediately posted on You Tube:


BART once again had some explaining to do when on Sunday the You Tube video appeared with the title: “BART cop breaks window w/drunk guy’s face.”

The BART police asked for a news conference after the video was viewed by over 300,000 people. The question is would they have held a press conference if the video wasn’t filmed and posted on You Tube?

What do Freedom Haters think? 

 

The France/Ireland Football Controversy In The Age Of You Tube

 

 

Back of the ol’ onion net went Thierry Henry’s goal to seal France’s place in the World Cup with a victory over Ireland. Only problem is, the World Cup qualifying goal was a double handball. (Touched not once but twice by Henry.)

 

 

Sure not a big deal here in the U.S., but in other parts of the world they really do like the football (Translation: soccer.) After an impassioned plea, and a crazed online reaction from fans, the FIFA ruled that World Cup match between Ireland and France will not be replayed.

While the whole of Ireland after Henry’s head, former Ireland captain, and very bitter man, Roy Keane thinks his countrymen should just get over it:

Glenn Beck Fights Rape And Murder Allegation

 

 
 
Fact: In the 1990's there were many girls.

Fact: In the 1990’s there was Glenn Beck. 

Fact: Glenn Beck has tried to shut down the site,glenn beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.com Yes, it’s a satirical site that uses asinine, fact-free,  Glenn Beck logic to provoke the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in the 1990’s.

Fact: The site got taken down after a lawsuit was filed by Glenn Beck in September.

Fact: A mirror site still lives on and can be found right here. So debate rages on–did crybaby Glenn Beck rape and murder a young girl in the 1990’s?


 

 

Christians Punk Our Social Network Sites

So I was at this truck stop in Santa Nella California. (It's located right across the street from Pea Soup Andersen's.)

I love browsing at truck stops in the middle of god awful no where because you don't know what treasures you might find. Well it was my lucky day. They had an entire assortment of "wacky" Christian T-shirts.

My favorite was Faithbook: Jesus wants to put you in his book. Do you accept?  

So many questions ran through my head upon seeing this. Does Jesus run a social network site? Will Jesus every tag you in a photo while you are doing beer bongs? What photo does Jesus use for his profile pic? Is  Judas a mutual friend to Buddha? 

 

As you guessed the Faithbook T-shirts where much, much more popular than the Jesus died for My Space in heaven T-shirts. Yeah, who wears those My Space in heaven T-shirts anymore? Those are soooo Christian 2006. 

What social network site would you like to see the Christians make a T-shirt out of to promote Jesus? Freedom Haters wants to know! 

Worst Celebrity Imposter Twitters In History

 We all have fun with this whole Twitter nonsense; especially when it comes to celebrities.  

With only the use of 140 characters, it's always exciting to find out whether or not Nicole Ritchie is going out for a cappucinno, or what kind of cupcakes Alyssa Milano likes.

 But Freedom Haters all time favorite type of celebrity tweet has got to be the fake celebrity tweets. Yes, sites set up by imposters posing as such notables as William Shatner, Christopher Walken, and Ewan McGregor, which  have imposters with tens of thousands of followers.

Now the fun might be over. Twitter is cracking down on fake celebrity accounts after being sued over an imposter profile. St. Louis Cardinal's manager  Tony La Russa, who took legal action after discovering his name on a fake account. 

So here're a few famous celebrities' Twitters. I'll let you determine if they are real or if they are...............TWITTER IMPOSTERS!