NACHOS

Nacho Thursdays - Nacho Resolutions for 2010

 

This year we resolve, nacho-wise:

...to refer to time spent eating nachos with the guys as "nach-bros time."

...to photograph every plate of restaurant nachos with my iPhone, then post it on TwitPic, Tumblr, and Facebook.

...to finish our screenplay for "N.A.C.H.O. Justice."

Nacho Thursdays: Top 3 Least Popular Taco Bell Nachos of the '00s, Brought to You By Del Taco

  

When Americans look back at the decade called the "Aughts," they will ask: "Why 'Aughts?' Didn't we spend the past ten years calling them 'The Ohs,' as in 'oh-four?'" Then Americans will think about Christmas because it's that time of the year. Most of all, they will never forget the tragedies of the past ten years: special promotional nachos from Taco Bell.


We count down the three worst Taco Bell nachos disasters of the '00s. Brought to you by Del Taco

 

Nacho Thursdays - Who's eating nachos November 12, 2009?

Hey kids!

Sorry we haven't been keeping up with our nacho report.

But now we're back!

In today's edition, as in every Thursday's special nacho edition, we answer the burning question -

 "Who in the world has been eating nachos over the past few hours?"

Now you know.

Hopefully this will be able to meet all of your real time nacho tracking needs. 

NACHO THURSDAYS - Northern Ireland Refried Beans

We didn't think it was possible.

But it was.

We - the Texans - manufactured refried beans in Northern Ireland using nothing more than the beans provided to us at shops.

Was it easy? 

Well, yeah, not bad.

We followed the recipie over at Homesick Texan.

Let's face it, it's pretty hard to f**k up pinto beans.

You can see our results above there.

So - all Americans and Southerners stuck in places without refried beans? You can make your own.

Did we put these beans on nachos? 

You bet your f**kin ass.

 

NACHO THURSDAYS - Who's Eating Nachos October 8, 2009?

Hey kids!

Your regular Thursday nacho column here.

In today's edition, as in every Thursday's special nacho edition, we answer the burning question -

 "Who in the world has been eating nachos over the past few hours?"

Now you know.

Hopefully this will be able to meet all of your real time nacho tracking needs. 

NACHO THURSDAYS - Who's Eating Nachos October 1, 2009?

Hey kids!

Your regular Thursday nacho column here.

In today's edition, as in every Thursday's special nacho edition, we answer the burning question -

 "Who in the world has been eating nachos over the past few hours?"

Now you know.

Hopefully this will be able to meet all of your real time nacho tracking needs. 

NACHO THURSDAYS!! - Who in the world is eating nachos September 17, 2009?!!

Hey kids!

Your regular Thursday nacho column here.

In today's edition, as in every Thursday's special nacho edition, we answer the burning question -

 "Who in the world has been eating nachos over the past few hours?"

Now you know.

Hopefully this will be able to meet all of your real time nacho tracking needs. 

NACHO THURSDAYS - Who's eating nachos while our website gets screwed up?

Hey kids!

Your regular Thursday nacho column here.

In today's edition, as in every Thursday's special nacho edition, we answer the burning question -

 "Who in the world has been eating nachos over the past few hours?"

Now you know.

Hopefully this will be able to meet all of your real time nacho tracking needs. 

NACHO THURSDAYS - Who's Eating Nachos September 3, 2009?

Hey kids!

Your regular Thursday nacho column here.

In today's edition, as in every Thursday's special nacho edition, we answer the burning question -

 "Who in the world has been eating nachos over the past few hours?"

Now you know.

Hopefully this will be able to meet all of your real time nacho tracking needs. 

Nacho Thursday - Homemade (somewhat) Healthy Nachos!

As a Nacho critic extraordinaire, there are questions I get asked a lot:  "What are the best Nachos?",  "What are the worst Nachos?"  "Why are you so handsome?"  But out of all the question I get asked, the one that has bothered me the most is "Why don't you make your own Nachos?"  It bothers me because I really don't have an answer.  I have never made my own Nachos, and one would think that with all my Nacho knowledge I would be able to make some tasty ones.  I think the main reason is that it's a lot of work.  Really.  I don't try to think of myself as lazy, but if I am hungry and want Nachos I want them NOW.  I don't feel like taking the time to dice and slice tomatoes and onion for the guacamole, or melt the cheese for my Nachos.  It's also very expensive to buy all the ingredients to make your own Nachos compared to going to El Pollo Loco and ordering a number 5 with extra pico de gallo and avocado salsa for $6.  This isn't a review more than it is a step by step photo gallery of making some Nachos from beginning to end.  If you've ever wondered how much work actually goes into making tastebud heaven, then continue reading!

(FROM THE EDITOR  - Just a note of caution to the bandwidth impaired folks out there. Our Nacho Reviewer IWST99 was so excited about the documentation of his nacho process that he took some really, really high resolution photos. But they're worth it!!!)