POLITICS

Palin Versus Reagan: More Moronic Republican Women Speak Out

Published by Harmon on February 10th, 2010 in POLITICS

 Can someone explain conservative Pam Geller on the Joy Behar Show?

This is my first outing with Ms. Geller and is she as a loony as she appears to be? Besides entering into a moronic debate with Ron Reagan on whether or not his father, Ronald Reagan, would side with Sarah Palin, watch as she attempts to do schtick over Obama’s use of a teleprompter. Somewhere within the pundit shouting. she tries to riff off a pre-planned joke that the president uses a teleprompter with Michelle. Hilarious!

Watch the video again and listen to Geller’s top-notch comedy writing. Sarah Palin, you certainly have a minion of morons.

 

Sara Palin: Mad Hatter At Tea Party Convention

Published by Harmon on February 8th, 2010 in POLITICS

 Straight-shooting Sarah Palin is about as contrived and spontaneous as a rocket launch. The crazy lady, who criticized President Obama for using teleprompters, had cheat sheets on the palm of her left hand during her speech at this weekend’s National Tea Party Conventionthat read “Energy,” “Tax,” “Lift American Spirits,” and “Budget Cuts.” The word “Budget” was crossed out.

During the Q & A portion of her appearance, Palin referred to the scribbling on her palm when asked her thoughts on what top three priorities of the Republican Party should be if it wants to recapture a Congress majority.

Tea Party PalinHas Sarah Palin always been writing crib notes on her palm this whole time? I can only imagine what has been scribed on her palm in the past: “Hockey Mom,” “Putin Airspace,” “See Russia Front Yard,” etc…..

I sure she feels that the posting of her palm crib notes across the Internet is yet another hatchet job against little Sarah from Wasilla. The good news for Democrats: she’s not ruling out running for president in 2012!

I Investigate Right-Wing Pro-War, Patriotic Skinhead Bands

Published by Harmon on January 20th, 2010 in POLITICS

 The thing that really tarnished Obama’s report card  for me was his announcement to send 30,000 more troops into Afghanistan. Sure he says that there’s plans to eventually withdraw the troops, but let’s face it, on the one-year anniversary of his presidency, this war is going to drag on and on and on.

A while back I encountered a group in Augusta Georgia that would be overjoyed by this message. Yup, I’m talking about right-wing, pro-war skinhead bands. Yes, it’s time to witness the sights and sounds of patriot punk and meet the band Nation of Suspects.

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Norm Coleman is a Tool: Family Votes Against His Run For Governor

Published by Harmon on January 19th, 2010 in POLITICS

Remember last year the amount of time and money sore loser Norm Coleman wasted in the Minnesota senate race? With his team of high-priced lawyers, the recount against opponent Al Franken went on longer than the movie Avatar. Finally, after $50 million was spent by both parties, Al Franken was deemed the democrat victor.

Boo-hoo Norm Coleman, boo-hoo.

Now, Coleman has pulled out of the Minnesota governor’s race. Poof–just like that! Was it because of a lengthy legal battle that left tax payers to flip the bill? No. It’s because his family voted that he shouldn’t run for governor.

“It was a 3-to-1 decision,” Coleman said. His 23-year-old son, Jake, a law school student, wanted him to run, saying, “We can handle that, Dad. Aw, don’t worry about that.” But he was outvoted Friday night by Coleman, his wife, Laurie, and their daughter, Sarah.

Norm Coleman, where the hell was your family last year during the Franken senate race? Are you going to sue your family as well so they will turn their decision around? Norm Coleman you are a true tool.

 

Pat Robertson Makes Pact With the Devil

Published by Harmon on January 18th, 2010 in POLITICS

After TV evangelist Pat Robertson commented that the reason for the devastating earthquake in Haiti was because the citizens made a pact with the devil, one can only conclude that Pat Robertson is Satan himself. 

Is Pat Robertson the devil? You decide.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sarah Palin New Job With FOX News: How We’d Really Like To See It!

Published by Harmon on January 12th, 2010 in POLITICS

Was it really a surprise to hear that Sarah Palin was joining the FOX News Channel team?

Hell no. It’s the perfect place for the woman who quit her job as governor of Alaska. (I wonder, though, if FOX News is worried Palin will quit in the middle of her contract?)

Not only will the FOX News job make this Maverick heaps more cash than being a lame duck governor, but little Sarah from Alaska now gets to rub elbows with such conservative  news “elite” asGlenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and of course Papa Bear Bill O’Reilly.

And we–the American public win by garnishing more Sarah Palin TV time. Hurrah!

“I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News. It’s wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news.”

But to keep things fair and balanced, in an idyllic world, here’s the perfect FOX News/Sarah Palin scenario I’d like to see:

 

What Will Be Found In The 22 Million Missing Bush Administration E-mails?

Published by Harmon on December 15th, 2009 in POLITICS

Now a broader canvas of the George W. Bush administration can finally be told.

Computer technicians have found 22 million missing e-mails from the George W. era. Not 22 thousand…..22 million. According to the Associated Press, the e-mails only surfaced after two groups–Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington and theNational Security Archive--filed lawsuits over the failure of the Bush White House to install an electronic record-keeping system.


Two sides of the story:

Former Bush White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said that the 22 million e-mails had been recovered while Bush was in office and that misleading statements about the former administration’s work demonstrate “a continued anti-Bush agenda, nearly a year after a new president was sworn in.”

The other side of the coin:

The 22 million e-mails “would never have been found but for our lawsuits and pressure from Capitol Hill,” said Anne Weismann, chief counsel for CREW. “It was only then that they did this reanalysis and found as a result that there were 22 million e-mails that they were unable to account for before.”

Crazy. The emails would have never been recovered if it weren’t for the pressure from these two groups. What will be found within these 22 million emails? Is it going to be like finding the lost 18 1/2 minutes on the Nixon Watergate tapes where we find out the true plot behind Cheney and crew fooling the public over an unjust invasion of Iraq? Or will it a lot of e-mails from Geroge W. talking about baseball and pretzels stuck in his throat? Strange how 22 million e-mails went missing during the key years of the war.

Presidential records of the Bush administration won’t be available to the public until 2014 at the earliest.

 

Will Sarah Palin Debate Al Gore Over Global Warming?

Published by Harmon on December 12th, 2009 in POLITICS

This would be like Christmas come early; an event I would gladly pay good money to see.

After spending days slamming Al Gore over her expert, scientific view on climate change,Sarah Palin is now back-peddling over the idea of debating the former vice president over the issue.

Palin quipped on Laura Ingraham’s conservative radio show (moronic statement to follow):

 

“You know, it depends on what the venue would be, what the forum,” Palin told Ingraham. “Because Laura, as you know, if it would be some kind of conventional, traditional debate with his friends setting it up or being the commentators, I’ll get clobbered because, you know, they don’t want to listen to the facts.”

Hmm? Strange talk about facts coming from a woman who can wave at Russia from her front yard. And what would be your ideal locale for a debate with Al Gore over global warming? Would it be at a monster truck rally somewhere in the “real” America? I think the Palin/Gore matchup would be the first global warming debate where winking would be involved.


The Former Alaska governor (who quit in the middle of her term) concluded her thoughts on debating Gore by saying: “Oh, he wouldn’t want to lower himself, I think, to, you know, my level to debate little old Sarah Palin from Wasilla.”

No Sarah, I don’t think Gore would want to lower himself by debating a complete mental fuck-wit.

My Hellish Experience In The Swine Flu Vaccine Line

Published by Harmon on December 10th, 2009 in POLITICS

Have you had a hellish experience waiting to get a swine flu vaccine? The people at the clinics treat you like scum. My friend Ali MacLean felt like a common criminal. (They screamed at her: ”Stay in line! Up against the wall!)

Let me know if your experience waiting to get a swine flu vaccine was bad as mine in the little video I put together:

 

Expert Sarah Palin Speaks Out On Global Warming: Calls It “Bogus”

Published by Harmon on December 9th, 2009 in Sarah Palin, CELEBRITIES, POLITICS

You know when Sarah Palin speaks out about global warming there is going to be some fun to be had.

Much like how Palin discredits “science” for proving such things as, say, evolution, she is also discrediting “science” for supporting findings on global warming. 

The Going Rogue author’s rant in today’s Washington Post over what she refers to as  ”Climategate,” reads no more unlike a crazy bible-lady ranting over Darwinsim being taught in our classrooms. I think the woman has basically gone mad-with-power in a queer case of the emperor’s  new intellectual clothes. 

What sets Palin’s parka-in-a-bundle is the release of  hundreds of email exchanges between leading climate change scientists. A layman, such as Palin, could interpret these as an attempt by the scientific community to manipulate data and plot a coverup in order to reinforce political propaganda of the planet’s continual warming.

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