BILLY MAYS: Why Is He Always Screaming?

Who is Billy Mays? And why is he always screaming? 

Every time I see Billy Mays on TV pitching some contraption this man (Billy Mays) is screaming. Is that all he (Billy Mays) has? Does Billy Mays (him) have a limited range of emotions? Is he (Billy Mays--the TV spokesman) like the Michael Caine of infomercials?

Billy Mays is thee loudest man in television:

Did the director say, "Hey Billy! Just come out screaming!" I get your point Billy. I have ring-around-the-toilet. No need for so much screaming. 

Look, here is Billy Mays again, screaming how to restore the shine on any type of hardwood: 

No so loud Billy Mays! Babies are sleeping in the back room. 

There's no need to scream for me to get the gist of the Hercules Hook:  

Is Billy Mays screaming due to an inferiority complex due to a more famous Mays--Willie Mays? Is that what prompts him to be so loud about the Ding King?:

 Maybe this is why Billy Mays screams so much; he's is holding back great sadness. Are you scared inside Billy?

Maybe this native of McKees Rocks Pennsylvania feels like he has something to prove to the world? 

Do you know why Billy Mays screams so much? Freedom Haters wants to know! 

 

Harmon's picture

Try This With Billy Mays.......

 Try playing all the above videos at the same time, at full volume, and see how long it takes for your ears to bleed. 

molly's picture

Billy Mays

I sure hope he doesn't decide to open up his own restaurant.

Harmon's picture

Billy Mays Restaurant

If you did it would be called, "Billy Mays' Ice Scream Emporium!"  

molly's picture

Billy Mays televsion show

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