Celebrities Dropping Like Flies: Today Billy Mays

Published by Harmon on June 28th, 2009 in CELEBRITIES

A conspiracy is underfoot with our nation's celebrities. Just look at this week alone. First there was Ed McMahon. Then Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. Now, Freedom Haters is sad to announce that our favorite infomercial pitchman, Billy Mays, has joined the ranks of the famous and departed. 

Though he couldn't moonwalk, we at Freedom Haters loved screaming Billy Mays and how bellowed the marvels of Orange Glo and Zorbeez. Never flanked with scandal that clouded the Shamwow guy, Billy Mays was a true Freedom Hater!

 

 Here's a little video tribute to Billy Mays. Also, word of caution: If you happen to be a celebrity be very, very cautious this week. 

 

Canaderek's picture

NO!!! Not Billy Mays!

Submitted by Canaderek on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 21:09.

This guy's death would barely have made local news in his hometown if a bizarre, diseased, surgery-addicted, middle-aged celebrity, a very eldery former celebrity, and Ed McMahon hadn't just died.


Think about how many "celebs" of Mays stature there are out there. Several of the upper middle-aged and older ones must die every week.


I'm not saying there ISN'T a massive Annunaki-sponsored celebrity culling going on, but I'm waiting for more evidence before I upgrade these croaking 50+ers to "conspiracy worthy".

Harmon's picture

Mays Tributes

Submitted by Harmon on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 16:42.

 Yes, the Billy Mays tributes are pouring in around the web. Here's yet another one:

http://www.holytaco.com/billy-mays-products-shouldve-been-real

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