Freedom Haters once again takes off where we last left our correspondence with a Nigerian email scam artists, in our attempt to try and scam the scammer: 

Yes, I turn the tables and include an e-mail from another Nigerian scam artist  in order to pit the two against each other. It works. He tells me that Dr. Bello Yusaf is one of his country’s many “fraud stars,”and that we shall not both fall victim.

Hassan Bakare's Reply:

I pledge you not to ever in your entire life reply to their mails. 

I hope you are getting better as me and my family joined hand in prayer for your quick recovery. My wife told me that she is looking forward to seeing you as I have explained everything to her this morning.

Yours faithfully,

Hassan Bakare

Crafty Mr. Hassan Bakare forwards his new e-mail address in order to divert the scammers.

Dear Hassa,

Dear me, you are a good man! Your heart is filled with nothing but

good. You remind me of my late husband. Will you be coming to America for the transaction? I’d love to meet your wife. We can go shopping together and do each other’s hair—you know, women’s stuff.

Who are these scammers and what do they do? Oh my! This sounds serious. I have never heard of this before. Are they bad people?

God bless!

Gladys

I tell Hassan that the good Dr. Bello had sent me money to pay for all my hospital bills and that he has not. 

Woman,

Please I am not for a childs play. If you are not competent for this transaction, I sincerely grant your endulgence. I am beginning to suspect you, because you do not even trust your self. Common particulars for the registration of your good self is taking you all these time, I wonder where your faith is.

Dr. Bello Yusuf is a scamer. Had I know scamers by face I would have get them arrested and jailed them for the rest of their life. We only hear that they exist in this country and other part of the country also. If you are not satisfied you can go ahead and follow him but I assured you that the end will definitely be regrets. 

Yours faithfully,

Hassan

He again mentions that time is no longer on our side. if I don’t send my bank info, he’ll find someone else! This is getting intriguing. If I can’t get the scammer to give me money, then I want to learn how the whole operation works. I’ll use the angry approach.

MR. HASSAA!

LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD! I am sensing something in your tone I do not like. DO NOT refer to me as “Woman.” I am old enough to be your grandmother. In fact, you must now refer to me as Mrs. Gladys Knight or I will NOT continue with this. How dare you say I do not trust myself!

    Furthermore, DO NOT talk that way about my beloved Dr. Bello Yusuf. He has already proven his trust to me by putting money in my bank account. AND YOU HAVE NOT!

If he’s a scammer, how does he scam money? Huh? If you can at least answer that question then maybe we can get this thing on the road and transfer the money ASAP. Let’s get it going! Woo!

All you need is to give me straight answers, and no horse pucky!

Mrs. Gladys Knight

Mr. Hassan Bakare seems slightly sad and sentimental in his next email. Find out tomorrow what he says, here at Freedom Haters!