Celebrities are dropping faster than ten-cent hookers during Fleet Week.

Let's recap this week's roster: Ed McMahon, Farrah, Jacko, Billy Mays, and Fred Travalena. Strange that all these celebrity deaths happened right directly after it was disclosed that South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was having an affair with a mysterious woman in Argentina. Strange that all these celebrity deaths have eclipsed the headlines of the Sanford affair. Is there a connection? Freedom Haters bets your sweet pink ass there is.

 

All we have to say is one big long Italian word: Illuminati.