The Funniest Porn Movies Named After Hollywood Movies
That funny, funny porn industry. Not only do they provide hot girl-on-girl action but they also have hilarious named porn movie; especially when they parody popular Hollywood movies or events in the news. The funniest usually involves a really bad pun and sexual double entendre.
Here are a few of my hilarious-named favorites:
In the Kurt Russell classic, Big Trouble In Little China, an All-American trucker gets dragged into a centuries-old mystical battle in Chinatown. In porn’s version, an interracial cast of petite cuties love having their tiny who-ha’s satisfied by men with huge Jeffersons. Kurt Russell should be so lucky !
Spoiler Alert: There’s lots of boning.
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I'd thought that "Shaving Ryan's Privates" was my own, original idea, but I just googled it - it's real. Dammit.
So how about:
"Cuntsablanca"
"Star Wars (with boobs)"
"The Assin' of the Christ"
Meat In the Parents
My favorites of porn movies that don't exist in reality would be:
Meat In the Parents (Meet the Parents)
Schlongler's List (Shindler's List)
Harry Dangling Balls On My Chin (Harry Potter)
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Five stars for "Harry Dangling Balls On My Chin" - one penis, WAY up!
Grab some popcorn and kleenex, it's time for MORE!!!:
"Complimentary Whale Genitals" (Free Willy)
"Dude, Why Is There Semen In My Hair?" (Dude, Where's My Car?)
"Dick" (Dick)
notes: popcorn container w/outer walls tissue-lined (call it "popporn"? "The snack that's buttered * inside and out!"?) Getting ahead of self. Calm down, stop cluttering this otherwise delightful freedomhaters item, and call Sondra re patenting.
Wow.
That's attractive.
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How about the gay-movie: Men
How about the gay-movie: Men in Black Men?
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That's attractive.
That's attractive.
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