Though it’s "claimed" that after a hard and full life of radiation research, Madame Curie passed away in 1934, many die-hard Curie fanatics claim they have recently sighted the famous Madame in various locations --mainly forests -- across the country. Some even believe the beloved Madame did not die due to the extensive exposure to radiation, no, but is in fact still alive.

We at the North American Curie Spotting Society (NACSS) would like to account recent sightings of French radiation theorist Madame Curie.

At a Burger King in Ann Arbor Michigan, Dorothy Krigmeir is positive she saw Madame Curie dining at the restaurant. Under hypnosis, she reaccounts her tale:

"There was Madame Curie in the next booth eating 2 Whoppers and large fries. She was an absolute pig! I swear she was stuffing burgers into her mouth with each hand, letting the sauce run down her chin and onto her black dress. Sure she might be a brilliant radiation scientist, but boy, that girl had no manners."

Have you had a recent Madame Curie sighting? Freedom Haters would like to know!