JOHNNY KNOXVILLE

I am a writer/director/producer. I am trying to get in touch with Johnny Knoxville to star in my modest budget Comedy/Horror film. Can anyone tell me how to get in touch with him?

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RE: Creative Writer Wanted (???)

I just replied to an ad with that title. They were offering ridiculous rates for stories at a "magazine" in Queens. I admit it, I lost my cool. That ad is gone now -- apparently flagged. I only gave them my email and asked for more information. Should I be worried? Is this a known element? Are those dudes gonna get up in my comp? Is this some song poem slick con? Am I gonna find some alien memory sucking worm crawling outta my ear?

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Re: Journalists and editors needed

Oh yes, let's all rush to work for this grammatically-challenged moron who can't even string two sentences together. To shedule A interview . . . ? Capitalizing words that aren't proper nouns? No period at the end of a sentence? Maybe an editor (or at least a literate person) should have looked at the ad ahead of time. 

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