Craigslist is thee place for people to completely lose their shit when it comes to their crappy array of job listings. I would never want to face the wrath of an angry Craigslist job board user.

Here is a recent assortment of people completely losing it over the bottom-feeding scum that constitutes your average Craigslist job posting. it's enough to make Michael Jackson moonwalk as one of the undead and say, "Beat it!" 

 

 

 

 

 RE:Females 18-24 Needed (PERVERT)

This guy is collecting pics for his own personal use. He won't reply back. Why would he need pics of you ladies if you are going to be working helping others BEHIND the camera? FLAG THIS GUY!!!

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Females 18-24 Needed, high pay (Ca)

Females needed to fill summer film production positions. Position is for reliable and hard working females only. Females needed for basic office work, assist in setup, and help prep actresses and actors for adultt films.Paid same day and no nudity. Reply with recent photos for details.

    * Location: PERVERT

* Compensation: He will keep the pic

 

smart funny male writer wanted (needed) (Chelsea)

I am looking to give assignments to a writer, weekly or monthly, whatever you have time for. I'll give you the subject matter and you write for me, for nothing other than my own personal use.

I'm looking for something very specific, kind of like you're my ignatius and i your, er.. whatever her name is.

* Compensation: no pay

 

Re: Editor (chicago)

60 pages by Sunday and I get "credit" on an unknown website? Woo HOOOO!!!

An editor is needed to edit an 60 page document. Please provide samples of work. The document must be done by Sunday. You will receive credit on the website for your work and is an excellent way to build portfiolio

* Compensation: Oh please.

 

 RE: Nice arches

Please everyone be aware of this scam. They want you to send in pictures and your phone number and then never actually hire anyone. This is not a real offer of work, which is illegal. Call the police if you have sent them your information I have already. After the craigslist killer they have this thing wired and they have their way of tracing emails just like phone calls, so dont worry if you have. I have taken immediate action. Let's not play around with these scams people. Lets get them out of here.

* Compensation: getting CL clear of perverts

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE

I am a writer/director/producer. I am trying to get in touch with Johnny Knoxville to star in my modest budget Comedy/Horror film. Can anyone tell me how to get in touch with him?

* Compensation: no pay

 

RE: Creative Writer Wanted (???)

I just replied to an ad with that title. They were offering ridiculous rates for stories at a "magazine" in Queens. I admit it, I lost my cool. That ad is gone now -- apparently flagged. I only gave them my email and asked for more information. Should I be worried? Is this a known element? Are those dudes gonna get up in my comp? Is this some song poem slick con? Am I gonna find some alien memory sucking worm crawling outta my ear?

    * Location: ???

* Compensation: .02 wanted

Re: Journalists and editors needed

Oh yes, let's all rush to work for this grammatically-challenged moron who can't even string two sentences together. To shedule A interview . . . ? Capitalizing words that aren't proper nouns? No period at the end of a sentence? Maybe an editor (or at least a literate person) should have looked at the ad ahead of time. 

* Compensation: Pay . . . attention