Ask Madame Curie!

Published by Harmon on December 17th, 2008 in IRONY

Each week Madame Curie-everyone's favorite radiation theorist-provides valuable advice to teens!

Dear Madame C.,

My parents are unfair! On Friday nights they demand that I'm home by 10:00, while my friend's parents let them stay out until 11:30. I'm a responsible student and get good grades in school so I think they should let me stay out later. What do you suggest I do?


Signed, Unfair

Madame C. Says,
You should spend the extra time at home reading my biography written by my daughter, Eve Curie.

 

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The Madame

Submitted by Harmon on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 03:02.

 Madame C radiates my love much like uranium radiates dangerous ions. 

amyy's picture

Curie Fever

Submitted by amyy (not verified) on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 05:09.

She makes me want to cure Polio like Jonas Salk.

Harmon's picture

Cure for Curie Fever

Submitted by Harmon on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 16:21.

 I think if someone actually contracted "Curie Fever," Madame Curie would be so smart that she could most likely devise a cure for it. 

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Cured

Submitted by amyy (not verified) on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 17:21.

I think there already is a cure for "Curie Fever": Peniciline.

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