Here’s Reality: Balloon Boy Dad Sentenced To Jail

„Go hide in the attic, Falcon! Go hide in the attic!”

I bet Richard Heene is regretting those words now. The infamous balloon boy dad (best suited for douche bag of the year) along with his charming wife Mayumi were sentenced today (90 days for him, 20 days for her). No jail time was given to little Falcon.

The would-be reality TV stars Heenes’ should be ecstatic. Their 15-minutes of fame has been extended by a combined  110 days.

Watch Richard Heene’s great acting job on the stand. I almost believe that he really feels bad about all that happened:

A Little word of advice to Richard: next time you pretend your son is trapped in a runaway balloon don’t start Twittering about it.

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