Nacho Jokes

Published by spiegelmania on December 13th, 2008 in NACHOS

 

 

What cheese is not yours? 

Nacho cheese. 

 

What cheese is actually a sauce made from milk whey, corn syrup, natural cheddar cheese, salt, peanut oil, citric acid, enzyme modified cheese, salt, sorbic acid as a preservative, natural flavorings, yellow dye and jalapeno peppers? 

Nacho cheese.

 

What is an anagram for "echo scene, ha"? 

Nacho cheese. 

 

What milkshake is not yours? 

Nacho milkshake. 

 

What female dog is not yours? 

Nacho bitch. 

 

What country is not yours and doesn't represent you and will never welcome you again, for you are a global citizen of nowhere? 

Nacho country. 

 

molly's picture

Nacho...?

Submitted by molly (not verified) on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 21:42.

What is not in your pocket?

Nacho wallet.

(haha im sorry)

Harmon's picture

Another Nacho Joke

Submitted by Harmon on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 21:54.

 What is not yours and a plate of nachos? 

Nacho nachos

Harmon's picture

Another Nacho Joke

Submitted by Harmon on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 21:54.

 What is not yours and a plate of nachos? 

Nacho nachos

molly's picture

More Nacho Jokes!!

Submitted by molly (not verified) on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 23:23.

Haha, I like harmon's.

Okay, what's not in my cellphone?

Nacho number!

flojo's picture

nachos

Submitted by flojo on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 11:30.

What dish do a lot of restaurants in the UK make but fail miserably and then some smart asses write about it on a blog? 

Nachos.

flojo's picture

nachos

Submitted by flojo on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 11:31.

What dish do a lot of restaurants in the UK make but fail miserably and then some smart asses write about it on a blog? 

Nachos.

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