What Would Noam Chomsky Say About Burger King’s Whopper Virgin Ad Campaign?    

In a genius brushstroke of globalization, Burger King has come up with their corporate Picasso. In the series of recent ads, they let poor peasant farmers, from around the world, do a taste test of the Whopper versus the Big Mac; letting them sample fast food for the very first time.

In the end, the Whopper always wins. Thank god Burger King found these poor stupid indigenous rubes who have probably been eating gravel their whole entire lives and finally treat them to the taste of a delicious charbroiled fast-food meal:

Look at the stupid clothes they are wearing. If BK didn’t provide them with flamed broiled taste these idiots might be eating a monkey brain right now.

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